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These are some lies we made up about Baxter.
A woman's body having an animal's head may once in a while be spotted before dawn stopping by Hanging Rock.
A massive leopard was noticed relaxing on a stool in a mobile home close to Baxter.
A space man from space showed up floating down on Abner Branch very late at night.
A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun was distinguished up on the pinnacle of Chestnut Knob weeping. The appearance of the watcher frightened the ghost who then disappeared. According to what the local residents allege, this spirit takes pleasure in startling foolish folks who come searching for spirits in Baxter.
A woman burning, gripping a fuel bottle became visible looking in Bulldog Hollow in the early morning hours. The ghost mentioned avenging a slaying.
A cyclop was spotted among the trees of Kentenia State Forest attempting to articulate something.
A gargantuan argali was perceived on a dark night rushing after a passing Ford on a dark road near Baxter.
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Ghost Sightings From Baxter
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Ghost Sightings From Baxter
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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