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An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is from time to time perceived in Lapland before dawn burying a corpse by a large boulder.
A gargantuan frog has been made out on numerous instances floating by on Brock Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from deep space may every so often be observed by Oxbow Bend trying to locate somebody.
A female with her head and right arm and left leg severed has regularly been witnessed holding a human skull in Blue Spring Hollow at night.
An ET is regularly seen sipping water from Big Spring at night.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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