|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Bardwell.
The ghost of a mailman is once in a while made out mailing a package at a Bardwell post office. Several of the people who live here say this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Bardwell some decades ago.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances floating by on Back Slough at night.
A sizeable scary beast may every so often be perceived in Back Slough late at night trying to dump a body.
A man's body having the head of a skunk has frequently been distinguished trying to articulate something in Columbus-Belmont Battlefield State Park quite near the park headquarters. If you talk to the people who live here, this phantom is almost certainly the undead phantom of a local who used to dwell here in Bardwell.
A giant gila monster is regularly observed conversing into the thin air as if somebody besides was nearby.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Bardwell
Submit a lie about Bardwell, Kentucky:
Other untruthful towns near Bardwell, Kentucky:
Arlington, Kentucky, 5 miles away
Wickliffe, Kentucky, 5 miles away
Clinton, Kentucky, 9 miles away
Cunningham, Kentucky, 9 miles away
Columbus, Kentucky, 11 miles away
Barlow, Kentucky, 11 miles away
La Center, Kentucky, 13 miles away
Lovelaceville, Kentucky, 13 miles away
Bandana, Kentucky, 16 miles away
Fancy Farm, Kentucky, 16 miles away
Lowes, Kentucky, 16 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Kentucky
|
Ghost Sightings From Bardwell
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
MORE JOKES
|
