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These are some lies we made up about Bardstown.
An enormous bison is from time to time noticed shining a lamp at midnight on a lawn in Bardstown.
A female with the head of a goblin has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions in My Old Kentucky Home State Park late at night terrifying folks. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
Napoleon Bonaparte can sometimes be perceived taking a rest at a coffee table in a Bardstown home screaming names of people.
An extremely large camel has frequently been perceived marching through a trailer in Bardstown.
A massive hartebeest is frequently seen gazing angrily at the witness next to the waterfront at Sympson Lake.
A space alien from another world is known to have been seen on frequent occasions by Bear Creek yelling at the witness to disappear.
A massive wolf may be distinguished very frequently staring at the vista from the summit of Nall Hill at midnight.
A lady hauling
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her head beneath her arm has from time to time been spotted traveling on a camel along a road near Bardstown. Regardless of what folks express, it's a frightening ghost that should be shunned.
An extremely large crow is occasionally perceived in a phone booth in Bardstown making a telephone call.
The phantom of a gentleman with half his
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head absent has allegedly been perceived on several occasions marching through a Bardstown area burial ground. Whichever way, it's undeniably a scary ghost that you would not want to encounter at night.
A beheaded woman can sometimes be seen downing water in E. P. 'Tom' Sawyer State Park outside the park headquarters.
A space invader was noticed near Mammoth Cave National Park smoking a pipe.
The alien commander of a UFO emerged reading a newsletter in the middle of a wild road in the neighborhood of Bardstown in the early morning hours.
Cinderella was observed standing by a secluded highway near Bardstown.
A gargantuan koala came into sight traveling on a motorbike on a murky road close to Bardstown.
The ghost of a 9 feet high huge guy was witnessed in a flat in Bardstown. When the spirit was seen it vanished into the thin air. In any event, this ghost sure is chilling; one that any normal person wouldn't want to encounter.
Leonardo da Vinci was perceived in a Bardstown trailer.
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giant lemur has frequently been observed coming into view in a bathroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bardstown
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Ghost Sightings From Bardstown
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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