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A space alien from space has been seen on several instances wandering through an apartment near Barbourville.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO has regularly been perceived looking creepy by the water's edge at Swan Pond.
A colossal lemur is often observed in Walker Memorial State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise staring irritably at the eye witness.
The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Barley Hollow in detail. Nevertheless, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that should be kept away from.
The phantom of an airliner pilot may repeatedly be spotted watching the landscape from the apex of Big Rock on a dark night.
The spirit of a tough lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe can be seen over and over again in Asher Branch hollowing out an opening.
A gargantuan dugong has every now and then been perceived
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in a phone booth in Barbourville making a telephone call.
An martian explorer from space is sometimes perceived wandering through a Barbourville vicinity graveyard.
A bloodcurdling skeleton has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions trying to locate a bag down a secluded highway outside Barbourville around midnight. In any event,
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it's a scary phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into very late at night.
A luminous human shape was made out standing by a deserted road near Barbourville. Additional accounts of this ghost have been described.
An alien from another planet emerged smoking a pipe in Buckhorn Lake State Park near the ranger station.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was witnessed outside the entrance to Big South Fork National River & Recreation Area discussing into the air.
The ghost of a young man in a winter jacket materialized mounted on a low rider on a murky road in close proximity to Barbourville. Numerous people in the neighborhood have had equivalent experiences involving an almost identical ghost.
A headless gentleman was seen in a residence in Barbourville. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived very often in the vicinity. Locals who have seen this ghost argue this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Barbourville.
A colossal bear was
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observed in a Barbourville home.
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Ghost Sightings From Barbourville
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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