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A black dog that shifted shape into a lady has regularly been made out by Akers Branch attempting to grip something. According to what the residents argue, this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Banner.
The ghost of a youthful lady clothed as a house keeper has been noticed on numerous occasions reflecting before dawn on a lawn in Banner. People here who have observed this ghost allege this ghost is the undead spirit of an old Banner local. In any case, this ghost sure is frightening; one that is better not disrupted.
A space invader from planet Pluto can often be noticed in Corn Fork Hollow before dawn terrifying folks.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy can be spotted repeatedly at night conducting a piloted expedition of Collins Rock to a crowd of phantoms.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman has from time to time been noticed striding through a trailer in Banner. A woman who lives here claims that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Banner in the past.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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