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These are some lies we made up about Bandana.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is frequently made out swallowing blood from a container mid stream in Post Creek Cutoff.
A young-looking girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown has purportedly been made out on many instances very late at night scrambling out of Beaverdam Slough soaked in dirty water. A local man argues that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish people who dare to upset the quiet in Bandana. Regardless of what, this is a hostile ghost that should be avoided.
A medusa can frequently be spotted conducting a guided trip of Hillerman Rock to a group of ghosts late at night.
An extremely large monkey can be perceived time and again in a secluded spot close to Bandana.
A woman with a blue face has from time to time been noticed trying to flag down cars along a shadowy highway in close proximity to Bandana.
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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