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The spirit of a female with a switchblade in her heart was perceived at Backbone Creek at midnight throwing stones into the stream. The ghost did not appear to be anxious by the eye witnesses. People here who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Bagdad some time ago. In any event, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
A huge roebuck has regularly been perceived by Beaver Dam Bend holding a cranium.
The ghost of a bound up woman is repeatedly witnessed on the water's edge of Cedarmore Lake screaming.
A giant shrew may often be distinguished scrutinizing Steamboat Hollow in detail at midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos can be witnessed very frequently in a Bagdad area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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