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These are some lies we made up about Auxier.
The ghost of a waitress has purportedly been seen on one or two instances reading a tabloid in a motor boat on Dewey Lake.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady may repeatedly be noticed staring at the water by Dewey Dam before dawn. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost could be a well-known former time native of Auxier.
A space alien may be spotted time and again checking out Bear Hollow in detail late in the night.
An extremely large porpoise has now and then been distinguished at Abbott Creek before dawn throwing chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy has been made out on a small number of instances attempting to state something in Archer Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Auxier
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Ghost Sightings From Auxier
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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