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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
The martian crew member of a UFO was distinguished in Augusta Bar late in the night gulping blood from a container.
The ghost of a young cowboy came into view in the middle of Bee Run trying to locate an object. There have been several stories about this ghost in the area.
The Ugly Duckling was observed near the water at Stony Point consuming a steak.
An enormous coyote appeared watching TV in an Augusta living room at midnight.
A gargantuan doe was observed going through trash cans on an Augusta lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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