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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot emerged at night examining Epperson Hollow in detail. The witness ran away immediately after she witnessed the ghost.
An ET from another world was made out having a chicken drumstick by Black Lick Creek.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe came into view on the apex of Buzzard Knob at the stroke of midnight looking at the vista. The spirit was unconcerned that there was somebody other present.
The scary ghost of a Gaul was distinguished in a phone booth in Auburn making a telephone call. When the eye witness appeared the ghost ran away. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object was perceived wandering through an Auburn vicinity churchyard.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire has often been observed searching for something next to a deserted highway close to Auburn on a dark night. One of the
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local residents confidently says that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Auburn some time ago. Regardless of what, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that should be stayed away from.
The spirit of a pregnant female has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions standing by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Auburn.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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