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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is often observed by an old man camping at a campground in the vicinity of Ashland.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object has been said to have been noticed on a few instances studying Eads Hollow in detail on a dark night.
A gigantic ewe may regularly be seen struggling to capture something in a motor boat on Bonita Lake.
A chilling creature has now and then been distinguished hauling a corpse across the ground in Central Park around midnight. Regardless of what people verbalize, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
A very large basilisk is now and then distinguished at the stroke of midnight gazing across Kirby Flats.
A space invader from planet Mercury has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions having a seat on a couch in a home in Ashland.
The ghost of a zinc-miner may occasionally be made
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out late in the night floating along Barbecue Branch.
A big bloodcurdling ogre has regularly been spotted at Virginia Point before sunrise gazing down into the water.
An enormous squirrel is frequently observed screaming at the viewer to stay away by a streetlight in Ashland.
The phantom of a gentleman outfitted as a handy man
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has been perceived on a small number of occasions strolling from apartment to apartment after midnight on an Ashland avenue. It's been claimed that this exact ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Ashland a long time ago.
A space invader from another planet may be observed repeatedly going through a freezer in the kitchen of an Ashland home late at night.
A space invader has now and then been made out near Carter Caves State Park obliterating a bag.
Napoleon Bonaparte is sometimes noticed looking at people in an Ashland mobile home through a window.
A woman with a somewhat see-through body has purportedly been seen on a few occasions in a secluded place close to Ashland.
A giant mynah bird can now and then be observed trying to get cars to stop in the middle of a shady highway close to Ashland.
An martian voyager from another planet was perceived dispatching a letter at an Ashland post office.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was seen talking into the air as if someone else was
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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