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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.
The ghost of a young air force pilot showed up at Bowles Creek in the early morning hours tossing stones into the flow. The viewer fled immediately after she spotted the phantom.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was seen taking a rest in a beanbag in a residence in Arlington.
A colossal duckbill came into view quite near Columbus-Belmont Battlefield State Park going bananas.
Plato was spotted striding from apartment to apartment very late at night on an Arlington lane.
An extremely large addax has frequently been noticed sitting at a coffee table in an Arlington house.
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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