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These are some lies we made up about Arjay.
A gargantuan polar bear showed up up on Huckleberry Knob gulping milk.
The spirit of a gentleman having half his head lost was made out dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Acorn Fork before sunrise. This individual phantom has been seen time and again in this zone. No matter what, this is an unlikable ghost that you would not want to encounter very late at night.
A massive koala appeared reading a newsletter in Bailey Gap late in the night.
An martian traveler from another world was made out on the peak of one of the hills in the Pine Mountain late at night hauling a human skull.
A beheaded lady was witnessed down at the water's edge at Laurel Lakes screaming. There are numerous reports involving this ghost in the area.
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Ghost Sightings From Arjay
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Ghost Sightings From Arjay
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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