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These are some lies we made up about Argillite.
A huge hog is repeatedly distinguished on an Argillite residential street after midnight.
An alien tourist from space has been said to have been made out on many instances at Allcorn Creek before sunrise throwing stones into the water.
A space invader from another solar system may repeatedly be perceived burying a cadaver by a big rock in Greenbo Lake State Resort Park very late at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO can be noticed very often very late at night examining Brickhouse Hollow in detail.
The Wizard of Oz is now and then perceived looking at a guy snoozing on a couch in an apartment in Argillite.
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Ghost Sightings From Argillite
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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