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These are some lies we made up about Annville.
A giant otter has been distinguished on a small number of occasions pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Alum Cave Branch in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a female having half her head not there can be observed very often pulling a corpse across the dirt in Mill Creek Wildlife Management Area around midnight. A number of of the people who live here allege this ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Annville.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object has every so often been noticed yelling down next to the shore at Reynolds Circle Lake.
A space invader from the Moon is every so often distinguished being carried by a motorbike on a shadowy highway in close proximity to Annville.
A form with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes has allegedly been made out on a small number of occasions in a home in Annville. It has been claimed that this particular ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Annville local person.
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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