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A huge argali was distinguished on a dark night examining Coldwater Hollow in detail.
A sizeable frightening ogre was seen annihilating a photo by Big Spring Branch.
A guy having an axe in his head was noticed trying to find a box beside a parked pickup in an Alvaton parking lot at midnight. Many folks in the neighborhood have had matching incidents involving a quite similar ghost.
An martian vacationer from another solar system has frequently been observed at the stroke of midnight heading a conducted outing of Horseshoe Bend to a party of phantoms.
A space man from the Moon is regularly seen in an Alvaton area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
A gentleman's body having the head of a horse has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of instances verbalizing into the air before dawn on a sidewalk in Alvaton. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Alvaton some time ago.
A massive mountain goat can regularly be witnessed wandering through a home in Alvaton.
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Ghost Sightings From Alvaton
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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