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These are some lies we made up about Alpha.
An ET from Jupiter has repeatedly been seen downing water from Cooks Spring on a dark night.
The ghost of a seriously scorched lady is often observed up on the summit of Albany Rock clutching a human skull. In any event, this is an unsympathetic spirit that you do not want to encounter before sunrise.
The ghost of a man having names engraved into his nose has been said to have been made out on one or two occasions in a wild place in the vicinity of Alpha.
A medusa can be witnessed over and over again yelling in the middle of Beaver Creek.
An extremely large roebuck is once in a while made out standing alongside a dark road in the neighborhood of Alpha.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpha
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Ghost Sightings From Alpha
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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