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These are some lies we made up about Almo.
A guy having the head of a demon may repeatedly be distinguished after midnight rushing after a passing Toyota on a dark road next to Almo. Nevertheless, this is an antagonistic spirit that you would not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
A Tyrannosaurus has occasionally been distinguished in the backseat of a VW by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A huge coati is rumored to have been seen on several occasions late at night drifting by on Bee Creek.
The Gingerbread Man can from time to time be observed by a woman canoeing in a river near Almo.
A female ablaze, hauling a gas bottle was witnessed in Kenlake State Park right by the ranger station looking menacing. This is one of those spirits that is made out time and again nearby. People here declare that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Almo some decades ago. In any event, it's sure a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Almo
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Ghost Sightings From Almo
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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