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A body with a skeleton face having on murky robes may regularly be observed dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Dry Branch in the early morning hours. Nonetheless, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to meet late at night.
A wandering ghost may be witnessed often in an Allensville area store, strolling the aisles. Folks here who have distinguished this ghost assert this ghost may well be a well-known old days resident of Allensville.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter is from time to time made out sitting at a coffee table in an Allensville residence stacking pieces of wood.
The spirit of a young Indian fighter may every now and then be witnessed being carried by a steed by a road close to Allensville. People here claim that this ghost is the undead soul of a former Allensville local resident.
Henry VIII was perceived in Lake Malone State Park outside the park headquarters guzzling blood from a bottle.
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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