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These are some lies we made up about Allen.
A space alien from Pluto appeared flinging stones in Corn Fork Hollow before dawn.
A space invader from deep space came into sight seeking a map under a parked VW in an Allen parking lot in the early morning hours.
The spirit of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden leg was noticed in an Allen area hardware store, staggering the aisles. Numerous people in close proximity have had comparable events involving an almost identical phantom. A number of folks declare this ghost can be the soul of a local person who died here in Allen some time ago. Anyhow, it undoubtedly is a menacing spirit that should be kept away from.
An extremely large canary was observed dining on a burger next to the water at Dewey Lake.
A dinosaur is frequently made out at Dewey Dam at midnight enjoying the panorama.
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Ghost Sightings From Allen
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Ghost Sightings From Allen
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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