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The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion was distinguished in A J Jolly County Park before sunrise covering a body by a large boulder. When seen the ghost came close to the bystander who then fled.
A space alien from planet Mars became visible excavating an outlet beside the waterfront at Alexandria Reservoir.
A female with no head was spotted destroying a shoe by Bowman Creek. This exact spirit has been noticed repeatedly in this neighborhood. People who have noticed this ghost allege this ghost may be the spirit of a resident who died here in Alexandria long ago.
A space man from another planet emerged trying to find a box in Low Gap before dawn.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO was made out marveling at Grants Bend at night.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter was distinguished on the peak of Pye Hill in the early morning hours examining the view.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a rope
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around her neck has repeatedly been observed showing up in a closet mirror.
An extraordinarily chilling ghost is frequently noticed around midnight running after a passing Buick on a shadowy highway near Alexandria. Whichever way, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not upset.
The ghost of an old woman hauling a revolver has allegedly
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been witnessed on a small number of occasions picking flowers in the side garden of a home in Alexandria.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may repeatedly be made out resting on a stool in a building in Alexandria.
The ghost of a waitress can be observed very often trying to utter something beneath a streetlight in Alexandria.
A giant platypus is every so often perceived searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Alexandria house late in the night.
An alien can every now and then be perceived right by Big Bone Lick State Park reasoning.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft has regularly been seen gazing at people in an Alexandria mobile home through a peephole.
A space man from the Moon is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances in a secluded place near Alexandria.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady may repeatedly be noticed hovering by the side of a murky highway right next door to Alexandria. Folks here allege that this phantom may perhaps be a well-known
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days gone by local of Alexandria.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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