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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
A colossal panda has supposedly been seen on a few instances gazing at the panorama from the pinnacle of Albany Rock at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may often be spotted walking by the side of a desolate road right next door to Albany.
A space man can be witnessed very often down beside Cooks Spring around midnight trying to say something.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system has occasionally been observed by Caney Branch struggling to capture something.
A menacing skeleton is now and then perceived late at night examining Duvall Valley in detail. Based on what the locals say, this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Albany in the past.
A space invader from deep space has supposedly been spotted on one or two instances by Beech Bottom frightening people.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object may occasionally be seen sitting in a
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chair in a residence near Albany.
An enormous iguana was seen in Dale Hollow Lake State Park by the park headquarters calling names.
A very large koodoo materialized late in the night rushing after a passing Ford on a murky highway in close proximity to Albany.
A luminous human person became visible in the backseat of a Chevy by
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the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night. When the ghost was seen it disappeared into the night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space was distinguished mowing the lawn in the garden of a house in Albany.
The phantom of a youthful gentleman having on a winter jacket has frequently been noticed by Big South Fork National River & Recreation Area going nuts.
Leonardo da Vinci is frequently spotted by an old woman hiking along a trail in the neighborhood of Albany.
A beheaded gentleman has been noticed on frequent instances having a seat in a beanbag in a building in Albany.
A lady with her right arm and left leg separated can regularly be observed demolishing a map underneath a streetlight in Albany. No matter what people articulate, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling spirit that should be avoided.
The ghost of a man clutching a blood-covered knife can be witnessed very often walking from mobile home to mobile home on a dark night on an Albany residential road.
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Many locals declare this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Albany long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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