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These are some lies we made up about Adolphus.
A huge lovebird has every now and then been made out dragging a body from the cold water of Buck Creek at midnight.
A Yeti is occasionally made out in Long Hollow late at night facing the eye witness.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions gazing at the water by Meadowbrook Game Farm Dam before sunrise. Folks here assert that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Adolphus local person. One thing's for certain, it's a frightening ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.
A lady with a sea-green face was perceived in an Adolphus secondary school before dawn pacing the hallways. Additional reports of this ghost have been conveyed.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship showed up in a mirror in an Adolphus building; the spirit was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Adolphus
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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