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The ghost of a teenage girl has supposedly been noticed on one or two occasions floating by on Little Whippoorwill Creek at the stroke of midnight. According to the folks who live here, this spirit takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who have the guts to disrupt the peace in Adairville. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that should be stayed away from.
A gigantic duckbill can every so often be witnessed crawling out of a storm drain on an Adairville avenue very late at night.
The spirit of a female with half her head lost has often been observed performing a song on a harpsichord in an Adairville building. According to what the local residents allege, this ghost likes scaring foolish people who come searching for ghosts in Adairville.
A space alien is frequently perceived in a mirror in an Adairville building; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been observed on several occasions trying to locate a glove beside a parked Honda in an Adairville parking lot around midnight.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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