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These are some lies we made up about Westville.
A space man from deep space was seen taking pleasure in the panorama at Camp Red Mill Lake Dam before sunrise.
A space alien has frequently been made out in Camp To-Pe-Ne-Bee late in the night downing blood from a bottle.
The martian commander of a flying saucer is repeatedly noticed before sunrise drifting along on Reynolds Creek.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has supposedly been perceived on many occasions in a Westville house.
An martian tourist from another planet can regularly be witnessed scrambling out of Pinhook Bog covered in filth on a dark night.
A space invader from the cosmos can be made out very often striding in the middle of a deserted road near Westville.
A space invader has from time to time been noticed examining Hungry Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a bum is sometimes distinguished appearing in a closet mirror.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship has
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supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances after midnight following a passing Chevy on a shady road outside Westville.
An alien vacationer from outer space may now and then be spotted right by Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore looking.
A massive coyote is regularly spotted struggling to exclaim something outside the entrance to Bass
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Lake State Beach.
A giant lion is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions trimming bushes in the back garden of a flat in Westville.
An extremely large alligator can frequently be observed by a guy hunting in a forest in close proximity to Westville.
A space alien from Venus can be made out time and again relaxing in an armchair in a trailer in Westville.
A sphinx is once in a while perceived marching from house to house before dawn on a Westville residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Westville
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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