|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Washington.
An extremely large dromedary has occasionally been spotted relaxing on a bench in a residence in Washington.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is from time to time seen calling names in East Side Park at night.
An alien from Saturn is rumored to have been observed on a handful of occasions looking scary by a streetlight in Washington.
A gigantic ferret can sometimes be made out turning toward the viewer by a menacing tall tree in Thousand Acre Woods.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was spotted taking pleasure in the panorama at Wonder Pond Dam on a dark night.
A space man materialized up on Harbstreit Hill going berserk.
The martian crew member of a UFO was observed flinging rocks into Swan Pond at the stroke of midnight.
Bigfoot was made out climbing out of Weaver Pond covered in filth at night.
A very large finch has regularly been observed at Antioch Creek at the stroke of midnight chucking chunks of concrete
| |
|
into the flow.
A lady with a blue face is repeatedly distinguished walking from flat to flat on a dark night on a Washington residential road.
A huge squirrel has been observed on a handful of instances going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Washington house before sunrise.
A space man from Venus can repeatedly be seen having
| |
| |
a seat at a table in a Washington trailer.
An ET from another world may be witnessed time and again looking for a person right by Lincoln State Park.
Julius Ceasar has from time to time been observed gazing at people in a Washington house through a window.
The ghost of a mailman is every so often seen in a secluded place in the vicinity of Washington. In any case, it's a scary ghost that should be let alone.
An enormous hedgehog has been said to have been made out on frequent instances posting a package at a Washington post office.
A space man can now and then be seen glugging down gasoline from a pump at a gas station in Washington.
A guy's body having the head of a skunk is often perceived articulating into the air as if someone besides was nearby. One of the local residents confidently declares that this ghost loves scaring foolish folks who are brave enough to disrupt the silence in Washington.
An alien traveler from another galaxy is rumored to have been distinguished on a few occasions
|
|
walking a Rottweiler at midnight on a shady Washington residential road.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Washington
Submit a lie about Washington, Indiana:
Other untruthful towns near Washington, Indiana:
Plainville, Indiana, 7 miles away
Montgomery, Indiana, 9 miles away
Wheatland, Indiana, 9 miles away
Edwardsport, Indiana, 10 miles away
Otwell, Indiana, 11 miles away
Bicknell, Indiana, 11 miles away
Westphalia, Indiana, 12 miles away
Sandborn, Indiana, 13 miles away
Elnora, Indiana, 13 miles away
Monroe City, Indiana, 13 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Indiana
|
Ghost Sightings From Washington
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
MORE JOKES
|
