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These are some lies we made up about Wanatah.
A huge platypus was observed in the middle of West Branch Crooked Creek turning toward the witness.
A medieval knight's armor lacking a human being inside emerged looking crossly at the watcher by a desolate highway next to Wanatah in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost greeted the bystander. Regardless of what folks articulate, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not messed with.
A semi translucent gentleman clad as the captain of a vessel was noticed being in a forsaken farmhouse in Wanatah. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being observed. Any which way, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that you do not want to bump into at midnight.
The ghost of a youthful guy sporting a confederate uniform emerged mounted on a Harley on a shadowy highway right next door to Wanatah. When noticed the ghost approached the observer who then escaped.
An alien from Venus was noticed in an apartment in Wanatah.
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Ghost Sightings From Wanatah
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Ghost Sightings From Wanatah
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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