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These are some lies we made up about Vincennes.
An martian voyager from deep space may frequently be perceived having a seat on a stool in an apartment in close proximity to Vincennes.
A man having the head of a beast can be perceived very often tossing stones into the flow at Big Run late in the night.
An alien from the cosmos has once in a while been made out in the early morning hours before sunrise sprinting after a passing Ford on a shady highway next to Vincennes.
A woman burning, gripping a gasoline container has allegedly been spotted on a handful of occasions concealing a cadaver by a large boulder in Camp Arthur before dawn. In any case, it sure is a bloodcurdling spirit that you don't want to encounter before dawn.
A space alien can occasionally be made out down next to the waterfront at Cleveland Pond reading a newspaper.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft was witnessed clutching a skull at Clarence Kopp Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost
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of a planter sporting a straw hat came into sight glancing at the panorama from the top of Barefoot Nation Hills on a dark night. Many folks in close proximity have had matching incidents with the same spirit.
The ghost of a young air force pilot was distinguished in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his
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rear view mirror in the early morning hours. This spirit is enormously active in this neighborhood; there have been many additional stories of this individual spirit.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered dress emerged watering plants in the garden of a residence in Vincennes. This is one of those spirits that is noticed time and again nearby. Folks here who have witnessed this ghost argue this ghost might be a recognized old days dweller of Vincennes.
A huge leopard was distinguished near the entrance to Shakamak State Park frightening folks.
A lady with a blue face has often been observed by an old woman canoeing in a river near Vincennes.
Bigfoot is repeatedly noticed relaxing on the floor in a flat in Vincennes.
The ghost of a mail carrier can often be made out gazing irritably at the witness underneath a streetlamp in Vincennes.
A womanly body can be perceived very often walking from apartment to apartment before dawn on a Vincennes residential road.
The ghost of a gentleman holding
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a sword has now and then been seen going through the closet in the bedroom of a Vincennes building late in the night. Locals say that this phantom is probably the tormented phantom of a resident who used to have a home here in Vincennes.
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Ghost Sightings From Vincennes
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Ghost Sightings From Vincennes
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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