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These are some lies we made up about Topeka.
A gigantic walrus has frequently been distinguished wandering through a residence in Topeka.
An Anchisaurus is frequently witnessed glugging down blood from a cup up on Diamond Hill.
An ET can frequently be seen in the early morning hours before sunrise crawling out of The Spread soaked in dirty water.
The spirit of an aged female grasping a revolver may be noticed time and again heaving bricks into the flowing water at Emma Creek at night. Either way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a flight attendant has every now and then been spotted riding on a pony down a road in close proximity to Topeka.
A gargantuan iguana is every now and then spotted at a coin operated phone in Topeka making a phone call.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions carrying a human skull in Chain O' Lakes State Park at the park headquarters. Based on what the people
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who live here claim, this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a local who used to live here in Topeka. In any case, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may from time to time be made out pacing through a Topeka neighborhood cemetery.
An martian tourist from another part
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of the galaxy has often been perceived spending time in a deserted building in Topeka.
An ET from planet Saturn is regularly made out being carried by a Harley on a shady road near Topeka.
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Ghost Sightings From Topeka
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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