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These are some lies we made up about Switz City.
An enormous badger has allegedly been spotted on many instances swallowing milk up on Fairplay Mound.
The ghost of a woman with a bag fastened around her head may often be perceived flying across Long Bed at night.
A big frightening spirit may be witnessed often tossing rocks into the flowing water at Buck Creek after midnight. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a chilling ghost that is rather not upset.
The ghost of a youthful man dressed in a confederate uniform has from time to time been spotted next to Rock Riffle before dawn reading a book.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer has purportedly been noticed on a small number of instances in Historical Marker USA Center of Population late at night hauling a human skull.
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Ghost Sightings From Switz City
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Ghost Sightings From Switz City
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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