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These are some lies we made up about Straughn.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship was observed beside the waterfront at Hi-Way Springs swallowing chlorine.
The spirit of an aged man with a long gray beard showed up tossing boulders into the water at Applebutter Creek very late at night. The witness fled immediately after she made out the ghost. Loads of folks who live here claim this ghost may be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Straughn in the past.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in army attire was perceived browsing through garbage cans on a Straughn road. When the observer materialized the spirit escaped. Locals here who have observed this spirit allege this spirit is probably the undeceased spirit of a person who used to have a home here in Straughn. Anyhow, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that is preferably not messed with.
A woman with a spear sticking out of her head was spotted on a Straughn road at midnight. The ghost talked about revenging a homicide. A local resident
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asserts that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long departed Straughn person who lived here.
A sizeable chilling monster has frequently been distinguished dragging a dead body across the ground in Criotz Park late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Straughn
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Ghost Sightings From Straughn
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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