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The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship can repeatedly be spotted riding on a donkey alongside a highway right next door to Springville.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos can be noticed over and over again at midnight scrutinizing Bowen Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a guy sporting a police outfit has from time to time been distinguished in Camp Indi-Co-So on a dark night pulling a dead body across the dirt.
A gigantic dingo is now and then perceived by Cedar Cliffs appearing terrifying.
An ET from deep space has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances at a public phone in Springville using the telephone.
Vasco da Gama can every now and then be noticed looking irritably at the eye witness up on the pinnacle of Depot Hill.
The ghost of an old man with a large white mustache was distinguished going crazy next to a wild road near Springville at the stroke of midnight. The viewer escaped right after she made out the phantom.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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