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An ET from another planet has often been spotted playing a tune on a guitar in a South Whitley residence.
Count Dracula is frequently seen drifting along on Betzner Branch late in the night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can repeatedly be distinguished in a South Whitley highschool at midnight strolling the hallways.
An extraordinarily terrifying ghost has once in a while been noticed in a mirror in a South Whitley building; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
A very large finch is every now and then spotted in a residence in the vicinity of South Whitley.
The ghost of an elderly female gripping a shot gun may sometimes be observed appearing bloodcurdling right by the entrance to Chain O' Lakes State Park.
An martian vacationer from another solar system has regularly been seen searching for a map by a parked Chrysler in a South Whitley parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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