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These are some lies we made up about South Bend.
An enormous mountain goat is now and then made out floating down on Bowman Creek very late at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship can sometimes be perceived traveling on a motorbike on a shady highway near South Bend.
A lady's body having an animal's head has regularly been witnessed in a trailer in South Bend.
A half decomposed human cadaver is repeatedly spotted in Battell Park late at night meditating. Either way, it's sure a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space alien from Saturn has purportedly been spotted on frequent occasions frightening people on the water's edge of Pinhook Lake.
An alien from another planet can repeatedly be spotted in a South Bend flat.
The ghost of a grower having on a farmer hat can be made out frequently showing up in a mirror. Locals here assert that this phantom is the stressed soul of a long dead South Bend person who lived here. In any event,
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this ghost certainly is menacing; one that should be left alone.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is sometimes observed taking a rest in a beanbag in a building in close proximity to South Bend. A local argues that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through South Bend many years ago.
A space invader
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has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances late at night following a passing Chrysler on a shadowy highway close to South Bend.
An extremely large muskrat can every so often be witnessed in Bass Lake State Beach right by the ranger station tossing bricks.
A woman with a sea-green face was witnessed hollowing out an outlet outside the entrance to Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore. Additional people close at hand have had matching events involving a similar ghost. No matter what, this is an unpleasant phantom that is preferably not upset.
A huge vicuna appeared in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver spotting the spirit in his rear view mirror at midnight.
The phantom of a delivery man showed up raking leaves in the yard of an apartment in South Bend. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted often nearby. Several of the residents assert this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in South Bend some decades ago.
An martian explorer from another world was distinguished seated on the floor
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in a house in South Bend.
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Ghost Sightings From South Bend
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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