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These are some lies we made up about Somerville.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy is regularly noticed on the highest spot of Kennedy Hill very late at night gazing at the sight.
An ET from planet Saturn is rumored to have been observed on many instances striding through a home in Somerville.
A gigantic weasel can regularly be noticed dragging a body across the dirt in Patoka State Fish and Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant chinchilla may be noticed time and again searching for a bag at Old Oakland City Lake Dam around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has occasionally been distinguished hurling boulders into the stream at Big Creek late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Somerville
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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