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These are some lies we made up about Rosedale.
A colossal gazelle can now and then be made out mounding pieces of wood by Aqua Creek.
An alien has frequently been noticed at Aitken Lake Dam after midnight swallowing blood from a beaker.
A huge tapir is frequently made out in Lost Creek Community Grove around midnight pulling a cadaver across the ground.
The ghost of a dentist with a bloody uniform has supposedly been seen on several instances in a residence close to Rosedale. Anyway, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that you do not want to run into very late at night.
A very large ground hog can regularly be witnessed seeking a bag under a parked Chevy in a Rosedale parking lot around midnight.
An martian voyager from the cosmos can be noticed over and over again in a Rosedale area supermarket, walking the aisles.
A Triceratops has occasionally been perceived in Shades State Park near the ranger station seeking somebody.
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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