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These are some lies we made up about Ridgeville.
A huge aoudad has repeatedly been witnessed gripping a headbone in Bear Creek.
An alien from planet Pluto is repeatedly observed late at night pursuing a passing Dodge on a murky road next to Ridgeville.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has been spotted on frequent occasions in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver noticing the spirit in her rear view mirror at night.
A gentleman lacking a head may regularly be made out trimming bushes in the yard of a building in Ridgeville. One of the local residents confidently declares that this ghost may well be a famous yesteryear dweller of Ridgeville.
A Yeti may be perceived very frequently in Ouabache State Park outside the park headquarters shining a kerosene lamp.
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Ghost Sightings From Ridgeville
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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