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These are some lies we made up about Plainfield.
The ghost of a young air force pilot may sometimes be witnessed hauling a corpse across the ground in Franklin Park at night.
An extraterrestrial from space was distinguished at midnight drifting by on Abner Creek.
A Pterodactyl appeared after midnight running after a passing Buick on a dark highway in the vicinity of Plainfield.
A huge porpoise was distinguished in the backseat of a car by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
Little Red Riding Hood materialized gardening in the yard of a mobile home in Plainfield.
A woman with a sea-green face was perceived chucking rocks into Lambert Lake in the early morning hours. There are several tales concerning this ghost in the neighborhood. Anyhow, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that is rather not disturbed.
A space alien was observed at Arens Lake Dam before dawn taking in the vista.
A giant wildcat is frequently observed by a person canoeing
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in a river near Plainfield.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances outside Brown County State Park piling chunks of concrete.
An martian voyager from outer space can be spotted frequently relaxing in an armchair in a building in Plainfield.
The ghost of a mailman has
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every so often been spotted looking for a bag underneath a lamppost in Plainfield.
An ET from another planet is occasionally witnessed going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Plainfield flat on a dark night.
A space man has purportedly been seen on many occasions having a seat at the dining table in a Plainfield home.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has frequently been made out looking at people in a Plainfield residence through a peephole.
An alien from outer space has been said to have been distinguished on frequent instances in a wild place near Plainfield.
A guy's body having the head of a goat can regularly be distinguished trying to flag down cars in the middle of a murky highway close to Plainfield.
A gargantuan kinkajou has occasionally been made out dispatching a parcel at a Plainfield post office.
The spirit of a man clutching a sword has purportedly been witnessed on numerous instances slurping gasoline from a pump at a fueling station in Plainfield.
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alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may sometimes be observed conversing into the night as if somebody in addition was nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Plainfield
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Ghost Sightings From Plainfield
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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