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These are some lies we made up about Pendleton.
A massive fish was witnessed looking for a map by Foster Branch.
A sizeable scary giant has regularly been noticed in Falls Park before dawn consuming a burger.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is repeatedly distinguished speaking into the air as if somebody besides was nearby.
The spirit of a young guy having on a rain coat has allegedly been spotted on a few instances walking a Poodle on a dark night on a shady Pendleton road.
A space man from another solar system can repeatedly be distinguished watching shows in a Pendleton living room very late at night.
A gigantic bighorn has from time to time been perceived rummaging around in garbage cans on a Pendleton street.
An alien is occasionally perceived on a Pendleton residential road on a dark night.
A decapitated guy is rumored to have been observed on several instances in Mounds State Park quite near the ranger station looking.
A colossal tapir may occasionally
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be observed hanging in the air like a balloon in Pendleton.
The ghost of a doctor with a bloody uniform has often been witnessed in an autopart store in the Pendleton vicinity. It has been claimed that this specific spirit gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who are brave enough to interrupt the silence in Pendleton.
A female
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with her head and both legs chopped off is repeatedly noticed ascending out from a storm drain on a Pendleton lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An armed forces outfit staggering around without a body in it has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Pendleton. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't want to meet on a dark night.
A huge newt can often be observed in a Pendleton school before sunrise strolling the hallways.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has occasionally been witnessed in a mirror in a Pendleton residence; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
An enormous orangutan is from time to time spotted in a building in close proximity to Pendleton.
A space man from planet Mars has allegedly been distinguished on a few occasions trying to find a shoe under a parked Buick in a Pendleton parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from the cosmos was spotted in
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a Pendleton area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Pendleton
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Ghost Sightings From Pendleton
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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