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An martian voyager from another planet was seen in a deserted location right next door to Patricksburg.
A massive chipmunk appeared on the highest spot of Dillon Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise studying the surroundings.
The phantom of a gentleman gripping a blood-covered knife was spotted pushing orbs about in Happy Hollow before sunrise. Several reports of this ghost have been conveyed. No matter what, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has frequently been perceived before dawn drifting down on Beech Creek. If you listen to what the people who live here argue, this ghost could be a distinguished days gone by inhabitant of Patricksburg.
An alien from another planet is repeatedly spotted at Salter Lake Dam before sunrise facing the eye witness.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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