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A huge pronghorn has repeatedly been made out mounted on a low rider on a shadowy highway near Parker City.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is regularly distinguished calling people's names by Bush Creek.
Plato can frequently be witnessed in a residence in Parker City.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be noticed very frequently strolling in the middle of a deserted highway in close proximity to Parker City.
An alien traveler from the cosmos has sometimes been distinguished having a seat on a stool in a mobile home in the vicinity of Parker City.
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Ghost Sightings From Parker City
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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