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An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn became visible pulling a body from the chilly water of East Fork Big Walnut Creek around midnight.
A space invader from another solar system was noticed in Ladoga Rest Park before dawn reasoning.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer was perceived scaring folks alongside a secluded road outside North Salem around midnight.
An extremely large ram has frequently been noticed spending time in a deserted manor in North Salem.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto is frequently made out standing by a deserted road outside North Salem.
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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