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A gigantic giraffe has occasionally been spotted in Forest Park very late at night turning toward the viewer.
A sizeable scary giant has been spotted on one or two instances by Morse Reservoir Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
An alien from planet Neptune can once in a while be witnessed fishing from the shore of Morse Reservoir around midnight.
A very large muskrat was witnessed standing by a secluded road in the vicinity of Noblesville.
The ghost of a teen girl was observed mounted on a bike on a dark road in the vicinity of Noblesville. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being distinguished.
Nicolaus Copernicus came into sight seeking a hat mid stream in Bear Slide Creek.
A massive otter was perceived in a trailer in Noblesville.
A space invader from another galaxy was seen in a Noblesville home.
A giant hamster has repeatedly been distinguished walking by a desolate highway right next door
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to Noblesville.
A Brachiosaurus is frequently witnessed right by the entrance to Mounds State Park seeking something.
The ghost of a woman with half her head absent has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances emerging in a bedroom mirror. A person who lives here claims that this ghost is the stressed soul of an old Noblesville
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resident.
An enormous crow may regularly be perceived resting in an armchair in a residence near Noblesville.
A character with a skeleton face sporting shady robes has occasionally been spotted around midnight running after a passing car on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Noblesville.
A gigantic pony is from time to time perceived in the backseat of a car by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship can now and then be witnessed by a person camping at a campground in the neighborhood of Noblesville.
An alien vacationer from deep space has repeatedly been made out relaxing on a stool in an apartment in Noblesville.
A wandering ghost is frequently distinguished pacing from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours on a Noblesville street. Whichever way, it's undoubtedly a menacing spirit that is preferably not disrupted.
The phantom of an airplane pilot can frequently be observed going through the
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refrigerator in the kitchen of a Noblesville home before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Noblesville
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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