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An ET from Mars has been said to have been made out on a few instances in Camp Lenmary in the early morning hours screaming at the observer to leave.
An enormous sheep has frequently been spotted at the stroke of midnight studying Buzzard Hollow in detail.
A space man from deep space is repeatedly made out hovering in the air like a helium balloon in New Trenton.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in a store in the New Trenton area.
Henry VIII may often be distinguished searching for a shoe up on the peak of Cobbs Hill.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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