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These are some lies we made up about Newtown.
An ET from space may repeatedly be witnessed before sunrise floating by on Mud Run.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object can be perceived often searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a Newtown mobile home late in the night.
A space invader from planet Mars has every now and then been observed relaxing at a coffee table in a Newtown flat.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a conquistador is now and then perceived in a deserted place near Newtown.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire is rumored to have been perceived on one or two instances hitch-hiking beside a dark road close to Newtown.
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Ghost Sightings From Newtown
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Ghost Sightings From Newtown
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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