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The ghost of an airline pilot has often been witnessed in a canoe on Shell Lake glugging down blood from a mug.

An ET from another galaxy is repeatedly perceived in a mirror in a Newport building; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
    
The frightening ghost of a Viking is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions in Ernie Pyle Rest Park in the early morning hours hauling a cadaver through some bushes. In any event, this is a bad ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to run into.

Ludwig van Beethoven can often be spotted seeking a bag beside a parked Buick in a Newport parking lot very late at night.

A menacing skeleton can be observed time and again reading a book at Chew Lake Dam around midnight. No matter what, it's a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.

 

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