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These are some lies we made up about New Haven.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn materialized gazing at a woman slumbering on a mattress in a mobile home in New Haven.
An ET from space materialized dragging a body from the chilly water of Bullerman Branch before dawn.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian warrior was noticed in a grocery store in the New Haven vicinity. When the ghost was witnessed it vanished into the thin air. Whatever folks utter, it's a scary ghost that should be let alone.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot has regularly been observed trying on shoes in a New Haven flat.
Bigfoot is frequently perceived struggling up from a drain hole on a New Haven avenue after midnight.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack holding a sizeable axe has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in New Haven.
A giant fish can frequently be perceived performing a piece of music on a guitar in a New Haven building.
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man can be distinguished time and again by Chain O' Lakes State Park trying to locate a woman.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space has occasionally been perceived in a New Haven highschool at night marching the corridors.
A space man from another galaxy has purportedly been witnessed on several occasions in a house in close
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proximity to New Haven.
The chilling ghost of a conquistador can every now and then be spotted looking for an object under a parked VW in a New Haven parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing is for certain, it is certainly a creepy spirit that you don't want to run into very late at night.
A creepy skeleton has often been perceived in a New Haven area grocery store, pacing the aisles. Anyway, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
A gigantic gemsbok is repeatedly made out seated at a coffee table in a New Haven apartment flashing a lantern.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions striding through a building in New Haven.
A space alien may repeatedly be distinguished traveling on a mare next to a road right next door to New Haven.
Napoleon Bonaparte can be witnessed often marching through an apartment near New Haven.
A massive oryx has every now and then been
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observed in a phone booth in New Haven making a telephone call.
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Ghost Sightings From New Haven
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Ghost Sightings From New Haven
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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