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These are some lies we made up about New Castle.
A female hauling her head by her arm has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions snooping in mailboxes very late at night in New Castle. Scores of residents allege this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in New Castle.
A very large mule may often be distinguished shouting at the observer to be off in Babe Ruth Park at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan gila monster can be spotted very frequently hauling a body from the ice cold water of Aqua Run in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a young-looking lady sporting a blood-covered prom dress has now and then been observed performing a tune on an accordion in a New Castle apartment.
The ghost of a ten foot high huge guy is now and then spotted staring at the water by Giboney Lake Dam on a dark night.
A massive gnu has allegedly been perceived on several occasions in a sail boat on Giboney Lake piling pieces of wood.
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van Beethoven may occasionally be seen in a New Castle secondary school at the stroke of midnight striding the hallways.
The phantom of a teen girl was perceived in a mirror in a New Castle trailer; the spirit was exclusively detectable in the mirror. There are numerous reports with reference to this spirit in the area.
An martian vacationer
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from another planet showed up devouring a hotdog in Mounds State Park near the park headquarters.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was made out in a residence in the vicinity of New Castle.
A gargantuan newt showed up searching for a hat next to a parked truck in a New Castle parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan weasel was witnessed talking into the air around midnight on a sidewalk in New Castle.
A space man has repeatedly been distinguished having a seat at the dining table in a New Castle apartment reading a pamphlet.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is repeatedly witnessed staggering through a flat in New Castle.
A Centrosaurus has allegedly been seen on a few instances mounted on a steed in the middle of a road right next door to New Castle.
The phantom of a female with half her head lost may be perceived repeatedly in a phone booth in New Castle using the phone. Folks say that this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed on here in New Castle some decades ago.
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gargantuan zebu has now and then been seen walking through a New Castle neighborhood burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From New Castle
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Ghost Sightings From New Castle
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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