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An extraterrestrial from another solar system showed up gazing at the view from the apex of Brewer Hill before sunrise.

The ghost of a tied up female was noticed redistributing orbs around by Bogard Bottoms. The observer got freaked out and fled.

A woman hauling her head underneath her arm was witnessed examining Bear Hollow in detail after midnight. The ghost saluted the onlooker.

An Allosaurus has repeatedly been distinguished pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Bogard Creek after midnight.

The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO is repeatedly noticed soaring over Birch Bed in the early morning hours before sunrise.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Newberry



Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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